Rumour of the moment

in an amazing turn of events, david 'the legendary' lee has decided to run for eusoff hall prom king. despite his various attempts to downplay his intentions, he made an amazing u-turn at last evening's teamNUS night. "i know many said i wouldn't run, but after considering the competition, i feel compelled to at least give the other eusoffians something to cheer about." this no doubt has ruffled many feathers. chris 'face of the year' kang will definitely feel the effects of this latest declaration. his stork is going down man. and russell 'the original prom king' perreira (sorry no spellcheck) was equally taken aback and livid upon hearing the news. "i am appalled at the lack of courtesy from my counterpart. this was just unexpected, unethical, unprofessional, unfashionable, unclassy, unacceptable, and totally under the table. he'll be hearing from my lawyer soon. wait. what's my major ah?"